Rewriting History

"To win, he will literally have to rewrite history."

- Steven Stark on Barack Obama, RealClearPolitics.com

Slavery? That's not in any textbooks anymore, I rewrote them all.

I Knew She Was Cold

“We had 300 people outside, literally freezing to death”

-Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, Iowa City

Props to Mark Leibovich of The New York Times who followed up with "No deaths were reported, in fact".

The Shocker

"[Bill Clinton] literally shocked his audience, by criticizing Mr. Obama and his campaign"

-Kate Phillips, The New York Times

First cigars then this...err. Kate could have meant "electrical shock" but either way, I'm glad I wasn't in that audience.